Gasp! We're... DEAD??

Well, even though we're both still alive, the show is pretty much dead. Our last episode exists somewhere, I guess, but Monica quit doing the show.

And if she quits, I quit.

It's a long story, and I don't want to explain it any more than I have, so with that... be safe, have fun, and spoil your dinner!

-Johnny

Sorry, I lied... again.

So I've been busy. Again. Friday we had a storm, Saturday was Monica's graduation party, and yesterday I just didn't get around to doing this.

Excuses, excuses.

To make a long story short, the next episode won't be until this Saturday (I HOPE).

-Johnny

Video... Friday?

Yes, I forgot about doing a post yesterday. But can you blame me? I had my final in Consumer Education yesterday, even though the last day of school, officially, was today. Anyway, Monica will be talking all about Doctor Who tomorrow at noon (Pacific Daylight Time), and here is the link to the latest episode.

I swear, I've gotta keep up with that stuff better!

And now, on to a video! This is a hilarious one that parodies the Wii, which was the first console Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People was released on:



And that's all, folks!

-Johnny

And another thing!

This is even worse than the original!

A message from Uncle Swanson

We want YOU to send us e-mails!

Um, yes, that was a very bad joke, but it had to be made. Honestly.

I mean, our e-mail is like a graveyard! All we have is spam e-mail to laugh or boo at. So please, do us a favor and shoot us an e-mail or post a comment on our blog. Don't worry about it not getting read; since we--AHEM--hardly ever receive any e-mails, we will read any we get (unless we--AHEM--actually get a lot).

And yes, this means YOU! Everyone reading this post must follow these steps:

1)Listen to an episode of the show (skip if already done).

2)Post a comment and/or send an e-mail, preferably both.

3)Tell your friends and family about the show (if you like it).

If you like the show, and you want us to keep making episodes, this is the only way to keep it running.

Oh, and "You guys suck" is not valid; "I think you need to edit better" is because it's specific.

On the flip side, "It's a good show" is not valid; "I like how you guys make random jokes once in a while" is because it's specific.

And obviously, "First", "Second", "Third", etc. are not comments, and therefore not valid. In other words, only comment about what you like or dislike about the show, and be specific.

Also, tomorrow at noon is when the next episode (#6) will go live (that is central time, by the way).

See ya then!

-Johnny

Video Thursday

And I'm back, with a new video for you! Also related to commercials, this is a YouTube Poop (the only one that Monica even tolerates, in fact) that parodies the infomercial for the Magic Bullet, complete with jokes... about s***.



...And there go all of the people who enjoyed Video Thursday.

Oh yes, Monica and I will be recording the next episode of the show tomorrow. I will be talking all about Homestar Runner! But that's going to be on Saturday (at noon this time, I swear). Until then, have another bad commercial:

That is another commercial we talked about on the commercials show. You know, I just can't find the commercial for 1-800-buy-a-car!

But oh well. See you tomorrow, where I shall give you a preview of Saturday's show.

Oh, and Episode 5 is here. Monica? Why didn't you blog that?

-Johnny

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